ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood – Part 1

Posted on October 16, 2012

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood!

Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance.

Ready? GO!


Ahna O’Reilly

Cute. No complaints.


Bella Heathcote

Chic as hell. We’re learning to love this chick.


Christa B. Allen in Christian Dior

A head-to-toe salute to her own skin tone. Hiddy.


Danai Gurira in Kimberly Ovitz

She’s killin’ it. We’re all for the pop of color, but we can’t say we love the shoes.


Elle Fanning in Calvin Klein

It’s so weird to see her in something relatively youthful (meaning, it’s suitable for a 40-year-old instead of a 70-year-old). The purse and shoes are kinda granny. We’re not in love with the dress.


Emma Watson in Calvin Klein

Just okay.


Eva Amurri in Tory Burch

Also just okay.

Ladystars, the LBD is a wardrobe essential for the average woman, but it makes a boring look for the red carpet.


Jenna Fischer in Basler

Funereal and matronly.


Kiernan Shipka in Moschino


And we hate saying “ADORBS!”


Lea Michele in Zimmerman



Susan Sarandon

Ooooh, almost, honey. Those elephant leg pants are not your friend.


Uma Thurman in Calvin Klein

 She always fucks it up on the shoes. From the knees up, she looks great.


Whitney Port in ASOS

Way too much. And that had to hurt when she sat down. Her ass must’ve looked like a hunk of Swiss cheese at the end of the night.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

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