Christina Aguilera in Roberto Cavalli

Christina! Don’t move!

Christina Aguilera leaves Spago restaurant with boyfriend Matt Rutler after celebrating the release of her new music video ‘Your Body’ in Beverly Hills in a printed stretch-jersey dress by Roberto Cavalli paired with Yves Saint Laurent pumps.

THERE’S SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE SEA MONSTER ATTACHED TO YOUR BREASTS!

Here’s another T Lo rule, by the way: If you’re going to party your ass off with your boyfriend, don’t wear platforms. Because if you need two people to help you walk out of a joint, you’re going to look pretty trashy.

Oh, what are we saying? As if the platforms are what make her look trashy here.

And the tragedy of it all? That’s a pretty decent dress. It’s like she has some sort of compulsion to make decent items look as bad as possible on her.

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com]

• Christina Aguilera
• Gal On The Street
• Roberto Cavalli
• Yves Saint Laurent