Time once again to assess the shoved and the frustrated, darlings. We’re tired, so this is all you’re getting in the way of an introductory paragraph.
Carlos Miele Spring 2013 Show
Daisy Fuentes
Could’ve used a belt, but that’s a pretty sharp look.
Kelly Bensimmon
The dress is all right, but the shoes are hiddy.
Paula Abdul
Very tiny and very fragile in person, which is probably not a surprise to anyone. The dress is cute, but it’s too short and we’re not sure what to think of the shoes.
Vanessa Williams
Serving.
Carolina Herrera Spring 2013 Show
Bianca Jagger
Love the shoes, but not the white hose with it.
Ivanka Trump
Killer look.
Julliane Hough
Hate the hair. Great dress, but obviously way too long.
Chado Ralph Rucci Spring 2013 Show
Carmen Dell’Orefice
You guys. We got to speak to this exquisite creature. And let this be a style lesson to you all. She was sitting down, just reflecting the light in that Carmen Dell’Orefice way, when we asked her for a picture. Now, this is a woman who absolutely never minds having her picture taken because after all, it’s been her life’s work. She immediately said yes in the friendliest manner possible and then said “Wait! You’re going to want to get the back.” She grabbed the hand of the man guarding her and all 82 years of her struggled to get out of her seat. But when she was upright, her supermodel switch turned on and she was suddenly ageless and luminous. Life Lesson? If you want the world to see you, get the hell up out of your chair, even if you have to struggle to do it; even if you have ask for help up.
We adore you, Carmen.
And yes, the back of this coat was gorgeous, with an applique in the center of the back. We were too in awe to get a decent shot of it, though.
Martha Stewart
Check Miss Thing out, showing off the gams!
DKNY Spring 2013 Show
Ashley Greene
Gorgeous.
Holland Roden
Is it us, or could she play Christina Hendricks’ daughter convincingly?
Kelsey Chow
Lianne La Havas
Louise Roe
We chatted briefly with Louise and sorry to say, we did not like this outfit at all. It’s true that there are tiny patches of pale pink in the top, but not enough to justify that skirt.
Donna Karan Spring 2013 Show
Ashley Greene
Bernadette Peters
Serving. But we hate the shoes.
Rachael Taylor
Diane von Furstenberg
Annasophia Robb
Cute.
Julliane Hough
Andy Cohen and Sarah Jessica Parker
Love the dress.
Emerson Spring 2013 Show
Crystal Reed
Eric West
India de Beaufort
Herve Leger Spring 2013 Show
Daisy Fuentes, Odette Annable, and Petra Nemcova
Lela Rose Spring 2013 Show
Lauren Conrad
Louise Roe
She’s making it work.
Mandy Moore
Mariska Hargitay
Monique Lhuillier Spring 2013 Show
Odette Annable
Padma Lakshmi
Rebecca Taylor Spring 2013 Show
Katharine McPhee and Louise Roe
Sami Gayle
Adorable.
Reem Acra Spring 2013 Show
Tinsley Mortimer
Even though we’ve seen it on plenty of celebrities, we still love this dress.
Timo Weiland Spring 2013 Show
Annasophie Robb
Kinda mature looking for Baby Carrie Bradshaw.
Y-3 Spring 2013 Show
David Beckham
Skinny bitch.
Natasha Bedingfield
Zac Posen Spring 2013 Show
Gina Gershon
When did she become such a Grande Dame?
Kelly Osbourne and Lourdes Leon
You couldn’t pay us to ride an elevator with these two.
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