New York Fashion Week Spring 2013 Front Row

Posted on September 14, 2012

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3.1 Philip Lim Spring 2013 Show

Mandy Moore

We… almost like it? Too shiny, though.

Chris Benz Spring 2013 Show

Alison Pill

Cute. Matchy shoes.


Joan Rivers, Kelly Osbourne, Melissa Rivers

Joan is Joan. Kelly’s outfit is actually quite cute and sassy. Melissa is tragic.


Kelly Osbourne, Hailee Steinfeld

Very sassy. Sassier than Hailee’s which looks kind of matronly in comparison. And the green pumps are kind of awful.


Paula Abdul

Susan Sarandon

Dogs are not accessories, Susan. We love you, but come on.


Vanessa Williams

Ooooooh, honey. This is not working for you.

J. Mendel Spring 2013 Show

Abigail Spencer

Elisabeth Moss

She looks ridiculously cute. We think from a proportions perspective the skirt would have looked better shorter. And in retrospect, the shoes are kind of ugly. But still, this is cute.


Marc Jacobs Spring 2013 Show

Hailee Steinfeld

Oh, you crazy kids today, with your sexting and your Dubstep and your pattern-mixing.


Kelly Osbourne

The hair looked kinda cute in a Whoville sort of way in the other outfit, but here it just looks scary.


Kristen Wiig

That doesn’t even look like her.


Ricky Martin



Rodger Berman and Rachel Zoe

That dress is gorgeous.


Rose Byrne

Kitten ruling on this one? We can’t decide if we like it or not.


Marchesa Spring 2013 Show

Jenna Dewan-Tatum

This looked better in person. Long story to follow.

Jenna’s tweeted her love for us a couple times, but you never really know if a celebrity twitter account is actually them or just some publicist who works for them. So when we walked up to her at this show to introduce ourselves (something we absolutely never do with celebs), we did it with some trepidation, fearing she was going to look at us blankly and say, “Who?” Instead (and thank God), her eyes went wide when she heard our names and she threw her arms around both of us (as best she could, because she’s tiny) “Oh my GOD! I LOVE YOU GUYS!” We chatted for only the briefest of moments because there are always photographers and journalists waiting impatiently for you to get the hell out of the way, but she told us she reads us first thing every morning, that she thinks we’re hilarious, and that she’s fine with us loving her husband so long as we love her too. We assured her we did, told her we appreciated she had a sense of humor about what we do (because any celebrity would be fully within their rights to not want to speak to us, assuming they’d heard of us at all), and told her she looked gorgeous, which she did.


Kelly Osbourne

Props where it’s due: this is chic.


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Pfft. THESE assholes. Their entourage of bodyguards were practically shoving people out of the way as they made their way to their seats. Granted, the press descended on them so rapidly and with such force that Tom, who was much further away, briefly wondered if Madonna or the Pope had arrived.

And it has to be said: she is strikingly beautiful in person, although incredibly tiny.


Michelle Trachtenberg

Sarah Hyland

Walked right past us and we could have sworn she was Mila Kunis.


Stacy Keibler

Unlike most other celebs, she is Amazonian-tall, but you knew that already. Still, she cuts quite a figure in person. You can’t not notice her when she walks into a room.


Tinsley Mortimer


Tyra Banks

Her fake Harvard degree is in that purse, we’re sure. She’s pushing the “businesswoman” angle just a little too hard, we’re thinking.


Michael Kors Spring 2013 Show

Camilla Belle



Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas


Katharine McPhee


Olivia Munn


Rachel Zoe and Joe Zee

Nanette Lepore Spring 2013 Show

Abigail Breslin


Edie Falco

Girl, Those Are Not Your Shoes.


Sami Gayle

This is crazy-cute but those shoes are ugly.


Stanely Tucci

He’s adorable.

Rachel Zoe Spring 2013 Show

Joanna Coles

Olivia Palermo

Chic as hell.

Ninety percent of the women at this show were dressed almost exactly like Rachel (as you can probably tell from this one pic alone), so props to her for not going that route.


Rodger Berman

Ralph Lauren Spring 2013 Show

Anna Wintour

Brad Goreski


Conor Dwyer and Ryan Lochte

Boys, you both look great in suits, but what the hell do you have on your feet?


Jessica Alba



Olivia Wilde

Also super-cute.

Rodarte Spring 2013 Show

China Chow

We love you, you crazy bitch. But we’re glad we didn’t sit behind you. Then again, she’s small enough to not impede anyone’s view.


Kirsten Dunst

Honey, what is going on with your bust?

Vera Wang Spring 2013 Show

Michelle Kwan

Stacy Keibler



Yao Chen

Chic as hell.

Vivienne Tam Spring 2013 Show

Angela Simmons

Bebe Neurwith

Halley Feiffer

Kelly Bensimon

We sat right behind her and when she sat down, our hand to God, we both said under our breath, in unison, “Girl, that’s not your dress.”


Nicole Trunfio

This is kind of crazy but we love it.



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