Jessica Biel in Oscar de la Renta

Posted on August 06, 2012

Darlings, we started off your week by offering you two extremely unfortunate outfits and we feel kind of bad about that so let’s look at a pretty dress for a bit, mkay?


Jessica Biel makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Louis Vuitton shoes.

Oscar de la Renta Fall 2012 Collection

Louis Vuitton Merry-Go-Round Pump in Alligator

Jesus, Mary, and Oprah, we are TIRED of her ratty hair. Sorry, but we just had to get that out there. You’re a movie star, honey. You can afford hair that doesn’t make you look like you work in a head shop. In fact, when you’re handed an Oscar de la Renta dress to wear, we’d go so far as to say that you are required not to have ratty, strip mall hair.

But hey, we can take comfort in the pretty dress, right? Love this color and this print. We’re not a hundred percent on the neckline and short sleeves; not on her. She’s broad-shouldered and fit, so we’re thinking the very top details aren’t serving her that well. Also, it appears to be just a skosh tight across her midsection. And she could have used a contrasting belt. But she got the shoes right. at least.

Hey, remember when we said this post was to give you something pretty to talk about? And then we did nothing but criticize? It’s why you love us; admit it.


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