Jessica Biel in Elie Saab

Posted on August 14, 2012

We did her boring-ass co-star so we guess it’s only fair to check in on boring-ass Jessica Biel.


Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Total Recall’ in Berlin in an Elie Saab gown paired with a Fendi bag and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

Except she kinda knocked this one out of the park, didn’t she? We always get a lot of pushback against this idea whenever we express it, but we think ladies with broad, squared-off shoulders look best in a halter. A LOT of ladies who claim to be broad-shouldered tell us that they look horrible in halters, but we’ve never seen any evidence of that and sometimes wonder if those ladies mistakenly thought a halter neckline would make their shoulders look smaller. It doesn’t. It highlights them gloriously. She looks sexy, powerful, and confident. It’s a great little dress and it’s absolutely perfect for her. The clutch is a bit on the tacky side but we can forgive it. We don’t love her gigantic bangs (which we call “booms”), but at least they’re styled perfectly here. Makeup looks great, but we think a stronger lip is called for when wearing glittery black and gold.

All in all, this is one of her best looks ever, we think. Why’d she save it for Berlin? Nothing against our German kittens, but in terms of press coverage, this dress would have gotten more attention at a New York or L.A. premiere.



[Photo Credit: Sean Gallup/Getty Images]

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