Colin Farrell in Dolce&Gabbana

Posted on August 07, 2012

Colin wears yet another big ol’ oil slick suit, but can we just talk about something else for a second?


Colin Farrell attends the premiere of ‘Total Recall’ in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana.

This is one of those things that’s going to offend someone out in the readership who either sports them, gave birth to someone who sports them, or regularly fucks someone who sports them, but we have to be true to ourselves and just say it. KITTENS. The DOUBLE HOOP ACTION. We just can’t with that one. There’s no better and quicker way for a guy to declare “I still wish it was 2002” than the double hoop action.  In fact, here’s some fashion advice: if you’re a guy in your late 30s and you’re just dying to look like an out-of-touch middle-aged dude, then you should definitely continue to sport the fashion trends you sported in your 20s.

And yes, the suit is too shiny and too big on him, but that’s easily corrected. We fear it would take an intervention to pry those things out of his ears.

Go ahead. Scream at us for dissing the hoops. But we’ll stand firm: they look cheesy and dated as hell.


[Photo Credit: David Gabber, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos]

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