Solange Knowles in Diane von Furstenberg

Speaking as people of the penis’d persuasion, there are certain things about ladystyle that still leave us scratching out heads, even after all this time talking about it. Our first thought upon viewing these Solange pics was not “Hey, cute dress. Maybe not our choice of shoe to pair with it, but hey, cute shoes.” That was our second thought.

Our first thought was:

Solange Knowles attends INC International Concepts Unveils Camila Alves As Brand Ambassador in NYC in a Diane von Furstenberg dress paired with Balenciaga shoes.

Diane von Furstenberg Fall 2012 Collection

Balenciaga Fall 2008 Collection

“What does it feel like to be out in public with your hair bouncing against your bare thighs every time you take a step?”

The very idea is so alien to us that an assessment of the look is not possible (although, like we said, she looks fine). To be honest – and again, we’re speaking from the point of view of the penis’d – that would drive us NUTS.

[Photo Credit: WireImage, vogue.com, style.com]

• Balenciaga
• Diane Von Furstenberg
• Red Carpet
• Solange Knowles