Pairs Division: Kristin Kreuk and Jay Ryan

Posted on July 31, 2012

More new people, darlings! To this blog, anyway. Let’s initiate them into the World of T Lo by judging them!


Kristin Kreuk and Jay Ryan attend 2012 TCA Summer Tour – CBS, Showtime and The CW Party. Kristin wore a white Midi dress paired with ALDO ‘Hayth’ pumps.

Okay, we had to look him up because we had no idea who he was. Turns out these two are going to be in the new Beauty and the Beast series; a re-do of the popular series of the ’80s/’90s with Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton. And yes, that pretty boy up there has been cast as Vincent, aka, The Beast. Hilarious. How very CW. “He’s a beast – but totally HOT!!!”


SHE: Is an almost-but-not-quite. Everything from the waist up looks very pretty. Then it all hits the crotch. What looks, in closeups, like a chic, white, summer-fabulous dress turns into a knotted sheet once you pull the camera out. Seriously, who wants all the material in her dress to point right at her crotch and then top it off with a big ol’ crotchknot, to coin a fashion term that no one but us will use? Also, the shoes are as boring as shoes get and she could have seriously used some punctuation jewelry here.  Score: 5/10. To be honest, we think we’re being kind because that’s not even half of a good outfit.

HE: Coincidentally, also looks fine from the waist up. Did their handlers tell them that all pictures would be closeups or something? Did they think they’d be seated behind a desk on the red carpet? The jacket’s very nice and appears to fit him well. We wish he’d gone for some contrast in the tie, though. Boys, your tie is always your main opportunity to provide some color and contrast to your outfit. Don’t take the safe route with your tie. It’s the boy-equivalent of the silly putty pump. The pants are tragic and we will say no more about them. Score: 5/10.

Combined Score: 5/10. Tsk. That’s what you get when you only wear half of a decent outfit (at most), kids.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

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