Pairs Division: Beckham and Beckham

Mr. and Mrs. Jolly-Happy-Times hit the streets of London to spread their own particular brand of joy to the world.

David and Victoria Beckham celebrate Simon Fuller’s birthday in London. Victoria Beckham wears a dress from her spring 2012 collection paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps.

Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Collection

Giuseppe Zanotti Peep-toe Platform Pump

We think Mr. and Mrs. J-H-T should host a children’s show. For depressed, cranky, moody children. They could have craft and lifestyle segments, like “How to get by without eating” and “How to tattoo yourself,” and then introduce dark cartoons about very thin people who live in Europe, wear very tailored clothing and refuse to go on adventures or solve mysteries because that’s what little people do.

We would watch the SHIT out of that.

Anyway, Mr. and Mrs. Jolly-Happy-Times clearly have no time to pose for your silly pictures, which means score-based assessments are out. But from what we can tell, they both look as impeccable as they always do. His hem looks a little long and her shoes are kinda boring, but those are really the only complaints. Mr. and Mrs. Jolly-Happy-Times simply do not get these sorts of things wrong, of course. That’s for the little people who solve mysteries and go on adventures.

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com, vogue.com, couture.zappos.com]

• David Beckham
• Giuseppe Zanotti
• Pairs Division
• Victoria Beckham