Katy Perry in Marchesa

Posted on July 05, 2012

It’s another beautiful day here on Fire Island, so we don’t see the point in beating around the bush. Because who has time for vagueness when the sun is calling you, darlings? No one; that’s who.

Our take on Katy’s look here is very simple.

Katy Perry attends the UK premiere of “Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D” in a Marchesa dress paired with Jimmy Choo bejeweled sandals.

Marchesa Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Siri Tollerød

Jimmy Choo ‘Lauren’ Sandal

Namely: If Marchesa could refrain from making every dress look like a shower puff, this might have been flawless. Hair, makeup and shoes are all perfect. Unfortunately, her cooch and tits are exploding in a shower of puffery and now we can’t snap our fingers and yell “WERQ” at her. Let that be a lesson to you all, kittens. You could be going through life receiving praise and hosannas wherever you go, if only your tits and cooch would stop exploding all over the place.

Wise words. True story.


[Photo Credit: Getty, vogue.com, shoerazzi.com]

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