Pairs Division: Venus & Serena Williams

Posted on June 25, 2012

There were never such devoted sisters.

And yes, now that song is stuck in your head. Just be happy we didn’t quote “Sisters Are Doin’ it for Themselves,” bitches.

Oh, shit. Now both of those songs are in your head. Sorry about that. Best just get on with it.

Venus Williams and Serena Williams attend the WTA Pre-Wimbledon Party in London.


Venus Williams in Amanda Wakeley


Serena Williams in Burberry

From the left:

SHE: Is wearing beige shoes with a white dress. We are quite comfortable stating that this exact combo on a pale, white girl would have triggered our fashion rage but on Venus, it only rates a “Meh.” Love the hair and the earrings (could’ve used more jewelry, though), but we hate the dress. It’s an awful shape on her. Score: 4/10.

SHE: Found the exact right cut and style of dress to suit her figure. Well done on that front. The color is great on her and the shape is doing all kinds of great things for her, but the dress looks heavy, stiff, and very wrinkled in the bust. On the other hand, the hair and makeup are spectacular and the necklace is pretty. On the other, other hand, the shoes are awful. Score: 6.5/10. Most of that’s for the hair and makeup.

Combined Score: 5.25/10. Oh, ladies. Call us. We’ll steer you right next time.


[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos]

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