Michael Fassbender at the “Prometheus” London Premiere

Posted on June 01, 2012

Darlings, here is your Morning Fassie. It’s long overdue. It’s also kind of hilariously bad.


Michael Fassbender attends the world premiere of “Prometheus” in London.

Yes, the face is cute, but let’s focus, people. The fit here is, as always with Fassie we’re sorry to say, execrable. The pants are too long, as are the shirt cuffs, and the jacket is too tight.  We have no idea why anyone would choose a heavy knit tie at this time of year. Also, we’re starting to suspect when he gets in a limo, he curls up in a little ball on the floor, for some reason. It’s the only explanation we can come up with as to why his clothes are always so wrinkled.

We coined “Pulling a Jolie” for those times when actresses don’t put the effort in and we’d love to start using “Pulling a Fassie,” but anyone who saw Shame will find it hard to read that phrase without picturing something entirely different from its intended meaning.


[Photo Credit: Awais/PacificCoastNews.com, Landmark/PR Photos]

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