Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Emma Stone

Posted on June 04, 2012

Honestly, we think we can just show the following two pictures and call it a day:

Emma Stone attends the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in a Martin Grant dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Tiffany & Co. jewelry.

Martin Grant Fall 2012 Collection


But we figure y’all want to see more in order to form an opinion, so let’s break it down.

Brian Atwood ‘Grace’ Pumps

It’s a damn shame, because her hair and makeup look pretty, and the bodice is dramatic and flattering on her. It all goes south with that skirt, though. A long time ago, in a dress far, far away, we coined the term “hit the crotch,” to describe a look that’s going like gangbusters until your eye settles on some damning detail, as in “That pantsuit looks great until you hit the crotch.” Well, Ems, this dress is cute and dramatic, both on you and on the model, but it all hits the crotch on the bottom half.


[Photo Credit: Tina Gill, Andrew Evans/PR Photos,,]

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