Sometiimes, when you’re a bitchy fashion blogger and thus have to spend your days constantly coming up with new and entertaining ways to say “That outfit sucks,” you just hit the wall. Sometimes, all you can do is look at some ladystar trying to work some look that’s clearly not working for her, and say, “Oh, please.”
Fergie attends SELF Magazine’s July Issue Launch Event in New York City in a Willow dress paired with a Thierry Mugler jacket, Fergie Footwear shoes and a Balmain clutch.
Willow Printed silk-blend Organza Dress
Balmain Safety Pin Leather Clutch
We can’t with this one. Rare is the moment when every single piece of an outfit doesn’t work, but when these moments do come, they’re usually attached to Fergie. Girl is TRAGIC when it comes to dressing. Bad enough the … we’ll call it an “underdress.” Bad enough the underdress looks like an airbrushed van in 1979, but then there’s this weird overdress thing and then she topped it off with a totally incongruous white jacket, as if she felt she needed to hide the fact that she was wearing such a hiddy dress. Top (or bottom) the look off with a pair of neon Payless and a purse that looks like it was made by a moody 13-year-old girl and you’ve got yourself a right mess of a look.
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