Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer Lopez

Posted on May 01, 2012

This was a “Honey, NO” moment if ever we saw one:


Jennifer Lopez attends Summer Tour Press Conference in California in a Lanvin dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps.

Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (NEXT)

We don’t know what sort of alchemy or magic was used on her – whether the lighting was good or the mirror was magically flattering or she was high as a kite or struck temporarily blind or insane – but somehow she was convinced, the first time she tried this on, that it was a good idea. Somehow, through some nefarious trickery wrought upon her by a mustache-twirling stylist, she was led to believe that a Star Trek uniform rendered in varying shades of sunburn with a bejeweled snake wrapped around her neck was going to be an appropriate choice for not only a public appearance, but onstage, sitting down. Back to your quarters, Counselor Troi. We’re sensing that this dress looks awful on you and you know it. Set this dress free on the wind, where someday Chloe Sevigny will do it justice by only standing and walking in it – and doing something batshit with her hair.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans / PR Photos,]

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