Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: January Jones

Posted on May 04, 2012

Oh, Miss JJ. Tsk.

January Jones attends the ‘La Revolution Bleue’ Special Screening in NYC in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with Sergio Rossi pumps.

Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Veronika Peshkova

It’s funny. We would’ve thought that after Fat Betty was revealed to the world, she’d want to hit the RC wearing tiny, tight, skin-baring dresses just to show that she’s still got it going on under those prosthetics. We’re kind of proud of her for not going the obvious route. And we totally salute anyone who wants to wear a Mary Katrantzou dress for a public appearance because while they’re fun and innovative dresses, they’re not always easy to pull off. In fact, this may be our least favorite Katrantzou dress ever. It’s awkwardly shaped, what with the odd side straps coming out of the bust. We might’ve been able to sign off on this dress if it had just been a simple strapless with a sweetheart neckline. You can’t get too cute with a bust design otherwise it throws off a gal’s whole shape.

Sorry, Jan. We’re not sure who this dress is for, but it ain’t for you. Your makeup, on the other hand, is flawless, so there’s that.


[Photo Credit: Jason Kempin/Getty Images,]

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