Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Eva Mendes

Posted on May 03, 2012

Oh, Jesus. We’ve gotta move, people. There’s a disaster happening right in front of our eyes.


Eva Mendes attends the Screening of “Girl In Progress” at the Directors Guild of America in an Honor dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals.

Honor Spring 2012 Collection

Jimmy Choo ‘Lance’ Sandals

Eva, honey? A word?

Listen, we’re gonna do this quietly so we don’t make a scene. Look at us. Don’t look at the cameras or anyone else; just look at us and listen. Your dress is too big and your shoes are too small. Shh. It’s okay. Don’t panic. We can fix this. We have your limo waiting outside. Just turn around and walk out. Don’t say a word to anyone and keep looking forward. Are you ready? Just remember: Look forward. If you can’t see them, then they can’t see you. Okay, on our mark. Red carpet extraction is GO.


[Photo Credit: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images,]

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