Chloe Sevigny in NYC

Posted on May 22, 2012

People! Another Sevigny alter has been spotted!


Chloe Sevigny out and about in the East Village in NYC.

It’s Hansi, the slutty German tourist! Guten Tag!

Hansi is thrilled to finally be walking down the sunny streets of New York panty-free, in her shortest skirt and sexiest clogs. An avid sex tourist since she was in college, Hansi has been up and down all the major cities of Europe and Southeast Asia. Mostly down. Having gotten her fill in those parts of the world, Hansi knew it was time to tackle America, where she hopes to meet and fuck many rap and hip hop stars, as well as George Clooney, Angelina Jolie, and Justin Bieber. Having just arrived this morning, Hansi is taking it slow, sashaying through the East Village, enjoying the sun, and making lewd gestures with her tongue and fingers to passersby. This is a fairly standard outfit for Hansi, chosen because it allows for a variety of sexual acts without undoing so much as a button, which will come in handy when she finds herself having sex in: a bathroom stall, Central Park, the observatory of the Empire State Building, a McDonald’s in Midtown at 4 in the afternoon on a weekday, the lobby of the Plaza Hotel, behind wax figures of the Harry Potter cast at Madam Tussaud’s in Times Square, and in the back seat of Kanye’s limo.


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