Cannes Watch: Jane Fonda in Atelier Versace

Posted on May 17, 2012

Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.


Jane Fonda attends opening ceremony during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Chopard diamond earrings and ring from the Animal World collection.

Atelier Versace Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss

Miss Fonda is serving it up on a silver fucking platter, and she would like to inform any haters to suck it, because they’re never going to look this good when the first digit’s a seven.

This might have been a WERQ, because Miss Jane certainly is WERQing the shit out of it, but darlings, we simply canNOT sign off on that much illusion netting. And hey, we completely understand why a lady of a certain age might not want to wear a strapless gown, but our response to that is, then don’t wear a strapless gown. Turning a strapless gown into a formal ice-dancing costume is not the answer, dear. Why not just choose a colored sheer instead of trying – and failing – to match your skin tone?

[Photo Credit: Jean Catuffe,, Getty,]

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