Zooey Deschanel in Stella McCartney

Posted on April 16, 2012

Lately, we’ve been fighting the tendency for some people to see us as experts on how women and men should dress in their day-to-day lives, but sometimes a celeb steps out in something that forces us to get all huffy and lay down the law.

Zooey Deschanel attends the world premiere of “My Valentine” video hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney in Stella McCartney.

Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 2012 Collection

It’s also going to force us to do something else we hate to do, which is recycle a good joke. But sometimes, a bitchy blogger’s got no choice, so here it is. You want a T Lo Law of Dressing? Here goes:

Nipples are sources of fun and nutrition; not hooks upon which you hang a dress.


Sorry, but it needed to be said again, darlings.


[Photo Credit: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, elle.com]

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