The Avengers Premiere in Moscow

Posted on April 19, 2012

Hit it, heroes! Avengers ASSEMBLE!

Jeremy Renner, Roberty Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Mark Ruffalo attend the premiere of “The Avengers” in Moscow.

Oh, well done, heroes. Seriously. Let’s break it down.

Nina Ricci Pre-Fall 2012 Collection

We actually like it better on her than on the model. Somehow, all that frippery (which we would normally find terribly distracting) really works on her. The limp hair is awful, though.

Somebody please get Renner to stop dressing like a Vegas hitman in the ’60s.

We hate him for ruining a fabulous suit with yet another pair of sneakers, but damn if that shit doesn’t look good on him.

We dig Hemsworth’s penchant for vests, but a 6-button vest isn’t a good idea for someone with such a big chest. It’s not sitting on him correctly. Loki’s looks just about perfect on him, although he really has to lay off the bronzer.

And Ruffalo once again looks like someone’s Algebra teacher. Still, it’s an improvement. For once, he doesn’t look like he slept in that suit. At most, he took a brief cat nap.

[Photo Credit: PA,]

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