In or Out: Charlize Theron in Stella McCartney

Posted on April 12, 2012

We keep putting Stella McC dresses up to a vote and y’all keep shooting them down. You guys REALLY don’t like her stuff, do you? Let’s try one more:

Charlize Theron attends the premiere of “Prometheus” in Paris in a Stella McCartney dress.

Stella McCartney Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Julia Frauche (NATHALIE)

See? Simple! Pretty!

Of course it’s probably the plainest Stella McC we’ve ever laid eyes on, but still. Love the skirt and the simplicity of the top. The color’s great on her. But MAN, those booties are hurting us. Didn’t that whole booties-with-a-skirt look sort of fade away about a year ago? Isn’t April an odd time to be sporting what looks like a cold-weather look? Couldn’t she have worn a piece of jewelry with a little oomph? And maybe makeup that doesn’t make her look like a ghost? We miss the days when ladystars slapped on the eyelashes and diamonds because that’s what movie stars do. Whatever happened to glamour, kittens?

Okay, we’re being melodramatic. That is, after all, the way of our kind. But seriously, zhuzh that hair, slap some color on those cheeks, put on a pair of sandals and pick a diamond from the array of jewels normally thrown at you, Char. Also, the Hillary Clinton hair has got to go.

Are we being harsh?

Vote Now!


IN! Charlize requires neither diamonds nor makeup to look stunning.

OUT! That is one half-assed look.


The majority of the commentariat thought Krysten Ritter’s little lace dress was adorable, voting it IN.

[Photo Credit: Getty,]

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