Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Rihanna in Marchesa

Posted on April 25, 2012

Ri, honey. Your boobs look like they’re trying to fly away.

Rihanna attends the TIME 100 Gala celebrating TIME’S 100 Most Influential People In The World in NYC in a Marchesa dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Jewelry by Wilfredo Rosado.

Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection

And your skirt looks depressed. We don’t know what magic or alchemy causes things like this to happen, but this dress, on you, just goes kinda drab and limp. We don’t lovelovelove it on the model or anything, but it looks at least a little pit perkier on her than on you.

We’re thinking this sort of pseudo-Barbie girl isn’t quite your thing, Ri. Set this dress free on the wind so that a Fanning sister can give it a whirl.


[Photo Credit: Fernando Leon/Getty Images for TIME,]

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