Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Dakota Fanning

Posted on April 27, 2012



Dakota Fanning attends the 6th annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala in NYC in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Rupert Sanderson shoes and a Jimmy Choo bag.

Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT)

Who told her to pick dresses that match her hair color? Because we would like to take that person and shake them very roughly. Dakota, honey, we don’t know how many times we have to say this to you: BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR COLOR. Even if it IS your hair color. You look like a skin-colored ghost, sweetie. Were you attacked by a bright color as a child? Are you actually colorblind and think you’re wearing a hot pink right now? What is it, Dakota? What causes you to pick these beautiful dresses in colors that look horrible on you? Do you not own a mirror? Is all the lighting in your home very low?

Sweetie, box this dress up and send it to, we don’t know, J Lo or  Kerry Washington; someone who won’t look jaundiced while wearing it. And if you love it so much, ask for a different color. A REAL color, like red or purple or blue. No more of these toenail-colored dresses, girl. They’re not for you.

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