Chloe Sevigny in Proenza Schouler

Posted on March 27, 2012

Oh, YAY! Chloe Sevigny’s back on the red carpet and she’s got a new alter to show off! Let’s meet her.


Chloe Sevigny attends the Jeffrey Fashion Cares 2012 event in NYC in a Proenza Schouler ensemble.

Proenza Schouler Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Liu Wen

Meet Caress. Caress (real name: Karen) sells homemade dog biscuits and runs a dress-making shop out of her garage. Caress is devoted to bringing beauty and class to her section of the sub-development and she feels that one must walk the walk as well as talk the talk, which is why you will always see Caress dressed to the nines, which she frequently defines as “visible bra with skirt made from old prom dress.” In fact, her entire “line” could be defined as “shit made from old prom dresses,” but they wouldn’t let her hang a sign on her garage saying that. Caress thinks those bitches don’t know shit about shit.

Makeup is always a secondary concern for Caress because she feels that one’s clothes should make the statement and because she no longer gets free samples from her cousin who used to work for Mary Kay. Caress’ hobbies include cutting her own hair and tending to her collection of gigantic shoes she bought from frequenting drag queen estate sales.


[Photo Credit: WENN, Getty,]

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