In or Out: Rooney Mara in Louis Vuitton

Posted on February 06, 2012

Is there anything about this look we don’t like? Could there possibly be?

Rooney Mara attends 27th Annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival – Virtuosos Award in California in a Louis Vuitton dress paired with Giambattista Valli shoes.

Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Xiao Wen Ju

Giambattista Valli Fall 2008 Collection

Because that color – COLOR! On the Audreybot! Where’s our fainting couch? – looks fabulous on her. And we love that she wore the coat, even though we normally hate a matching coat and dress set. And those shoes are ADORABLE. So what’s the problem? That distractingly amateurish makeup job, that’s what.  Sweetie, once you went out sporting this face, we all got to see just how fantastic you can look when you pay the right person to make you up. Unfortunately for you, that means you’re going to have to pay that person in perpetuity. Whoever they are, best to bring them back into the fold, girl.

Unless of course the same person did this face for you, in which case they clearly have a drug or alcohol problem and can’t be relied on for consistent work. Best to let them go.

This concludes what we like to call “Contradictory Advice for Starlets.”


Vote Now!


IN! Striking! When the hell is spring coming back so I can wear this color?

OUT! Matchy-match clothes;  honky-tonk makeup.



The Bitter Kittens all agreed that yes, Michelle Williams is still twee as fuck, but dammit, that floral getup was ADORABLE, meaning IN.

[Photo Credit: Richard Shotwell/PR Photos,,]

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