Not quite WERQ-worthy, but we still did a tiny gay gasp when these pictures showed up. Alas, our euphoria was short-lived.
Queen Latifah attends the premiere of “Joyful Noise” in LA in a David Meister dress paired with Sutra earrings.
David Meister Ruched Long Sleeve Dress
First, the good things. Hair and makeup? You go and get it, girl! She looks very pretty. We also really love this color on her and the shape of the dress is perfect for her. This concludes the complimentary portion of our program.
We think she needed to do one of two things, but probably both of them: Go up a size, and find better foundation garments. She’s not supported as well as she could be on the latter front, but that’s not helped by the fact that she looks fit to burst from certain angles. For a lot of women of size, the best thing they can do is look for outfits that define their shape or give them one when they don’t have one. That’s why this dress is such a good choice for her. But it’s counterproductive if it’s too tight. One size up would have made all the difference in the world.
Also, we hate the shoes. That brown seems all wrong to us. The same shoe in black would have a much more dramatic effect. It’s like she starts off great at the top and gradually gets worse as you go down.
IN! The good outweighs the bad from where I’m sitting; she’s GORGE!
OUT! Close, but no cigar, girl.
Poor Julie Bowen and her gift bag dress got positively shredded by the Bitter Kittens yesterday, who rose up as one and voted it OUT.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, davidmeister.com]