Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Shailene Woodley in Valentino

Posted on January 31, 2012

We’re calling this “Girl That’s Not Your Dress” because “Girl, THOSE Aren’t Your DressES” sounds awkward and “Girl, That’s Not How You’re Supposed to Wear That Dress” is just too long and unwieldy. The point is:


Shailene Woodley at the 64th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in Valentino.

You’re doing it wrong, Shailene.

Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver (MARILYN)

Here’s a tip from us that all ladies can apply to their day-to-day lives: When you’re looking over the collections to find a free dress and you see something pretty, but sheer, you should instruct your stylist to make sure the dress comes with a lining to protect your modesty. What you DON’T do is just put on another dress underneath it. That’s just plain dumb.

This girl needs help. We’re more sure than ever that she’s convinced herself she doesn’t need a stylist. Honey? You do. You really, really do. And your good-enough-for-the-second-shift makeup is NOT covering it anymore. Actually, it never was. We’re just being polite.

Yes, this is us being polite. You should see us when we’re rude. Bitchy waiters and telemarketing representatives have been known to cry.


[Photo Credit: Frederick M. Brown, Kevin Winter/Getty Images,]

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