Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Red Carpet – Part 1

Posted on January 13, 2012

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out.

Ahna O’Reilly

 We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress.


Brad Pitt in Gucci

 Dude, why are your tuxes all so big on you? This one actually isn’t too bad, but you still look like you suffered a sudden weight loss.


Busy Philipps in Antonio Berardi

 Don’t like the shape here at all. Her curves are straightened out and her shoulders are broadened.


Carrie Keagan

Female drag queen. Total compliment.


Diane Kruger in Prada

 We like the yellow and gray combo, but we don’t think this dress needed competing yellows. Interesting, though. Reminds us of hard-boiled eggs.


Elizabeth Olsen in Emilio Pucci


Wrong shoes.


Ellie Kemper in Alberta Ferretti

 Pretty, but the bottom’s kind of weird.


Evan Rachel Wood in Valentino

Flawless, but also surprisingly understated.



Jessica Chastain in Balenciaga

Pretty, but the top’s maybe a little too blouson.


Kirsten Dunst in Christian Dior

Gorgeous and chic – even with the bows and sadly standard shoes.


Melissa McCarthy in David Meister

She gets a lot of press for dressing her size well and we have to say, we rarely agree. This suits her very well, though.


Shailene Woodley in Calvin Klein 

 The ladies always go for the pin-straight hair and lack of jewelry when they get a CK gown. Ladies, you don’t have to make yourself up like a CK model when you wear one of his dresses. It looks good, but it also looks very expected.


Stacy Keibler  in Giorgio Armani and George Clooney

Seems like every picture of them has her looking at him and him looking away. We don’t love her hair this way for this dress, but she looks great otherwise.


Viola Davis in Raoul

Again with the shoulder-broadening. No complaints, though. She looks striking once again.

Blouson tops are going to be a thing this awards season. The ladies want to eat carbs, apparently.


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