T Lo just can’t stop celebrating VH1’s Divas Celebrates Soul, darlings. Let’s all judge what the self-proclaimed divas wore on stage, shall we?
Mary J. Blige
Okay, maybe that last outfit’s not quite as friendly to her as she hoped, but she doesn’t need us telling her what to do. She knows how to bring it.
We were totally right about that tone-on-tone/red suede pump paired with a red dress micro-trend, weren’t we? Back pats.
The Blonds Dress
Dolce & Gabbana Dress
The Blonds Dress
Love the first gown on her, but man, the mermaid hair trend can’t die soon enough. We hate it in almost any case, but when there’s an egregious overuse of extensions and hair pieces to complete the effect, we really hate it. The Dolce & Gabbana dress is cute. The color looks great on her. We’re not too sold on the party fringe, though. And while it’s true; love really IS a battlefield, let’s, for her sake, never speak of that last dress again. Erase.
We’re just going to go with the assumption that she was sitting around smoking a joint with her gay when she said, “Dude, I challenge you to find me the ugliest, least flattering, worse-suited dress for me for this Divas shit they’ve got me doing,” and then collapsed into peals of laughter, never realizing that her gay was taking her seriously.
Mark Fast Dress
Let’s give her a hand, folks. Crazy stagewear warms our cockles. She looks a bit like a parade float in the first one and the second one only needs bunny slippers to complete the pajamas feel of it.
Naeem Khan Gown
Emilio Pucci Dress
Oh good. We were a bit worried after we saw what she wore on the red carpet. These looks represent a return to form. We like the Naeem Khan the least on her just because the color and shape aren’t very dramatic for the stage. But the next two look great; especially the Pucci.
Still hate the hair, though. Flo, change that shit.
Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah
QQueen Latifah wears an Edition by Georges Chakra gown
Divas in the motherfucking house. All y’all other bitches can just go home now.
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