Uma, we’re going to invoke the Gay Card, which allows us to say things that our straight brethren sometimes cannot.
Uma Thurman attends the Seventh Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Atelier Versace gown.
Your tits look spectacular, honey.
Moving on to gayer pastures… your makeup also looks spectacular and that hasn’t always been the case. We love this color on you and we think you make quite the head-turning vision in this outfit. We’re concerned about the fit, however. There’s an awful lot of pulling and from the side, we’re getting a pretty decent understanding of your shapewear. We’re not crazy about naked shoes – especially at this time of year – but we have to admit that the gold really works well here. And speaking of gold, where’s your jewelry, honey? We can get behind the idea of a starkly simple look, especially since she’s got that rack and since the color looks so amazing on her. We wouldn’t have tarted this up with a lot of bling – a necklace is out of the question with that neckline – but we might have recommended more showy earrings and maybe a simple bangle or cuff to complete the look.
And the kittens who are bitter? What do you all think?
IN! She’s chic and her tits really DO look spectacular!
OUT! Boring and it needs better shapewear!
Sarah Jessica Parker deployed the wack, to the delight of the commentariat, who voted her IN. Zoe Kravitz on the other hand, did not deploy enough wack, and thus, her poorly worn Chanel was voted OUT.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]
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