Someone needs to accompany this gal to the red carpet and, just before she’s ready to hit the step-and-repeat, take her by the shoulders, look her in the eyes, and say, “For god’s sake, calm down when you’re out there.”
Paula Patton attends the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Anita Ko Jewelry and Christian Louboutin shoes.
Emilio Pucci Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Anabela Belikova
She’s all but jumping up and down in glee. We have no doubt if she was forced to spend any longer than 5 minutes posing, she’d resort to cartwheels to relieve the nervous energy. Honey, there’s enough going on with the dress. Just strike a pose, lock it down, and stand still, mkay?
The dress is just okay. The color scheme isn’t really to our liking – too pastel-y – and the fit in the bust is making our nipples weep in sympathy. The matchy-match shoes just make us weep. Makeup’s okay, but the hair looks like it’s got a ton of product in it. If we had to guess, we’d say a pro had no hand in putting this look together. Or she just ignores pros when they give her advice. Either way, we’re not loving this look at all.
IN! She looks like she’s ready for a party!
OUT! She looks like she’s ALWAYS ready for a party.
Helen Mirren’s star-spangled tits failed to wow the Bitter Kittens, who voted the look OUT.
[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PR Photos, Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images, elle.com]
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