In or Out: Helen Mirren in Dolce & Gabbana

Posted on December 19, 2011

Oh, Miss Helen. So much you’ve given us to discuss today.

Dame Helen Mirren attends the British Comedy Awards at Fountain Studios in London, England in Dolce & Gabbana.

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Candice Swanepoel

On the one hand, she’s hitting that red carpet in an attention-grabbing Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with elbow-length leather gloves. That alone would be enough to canonize her, but one must take a step back and assess before one allows one’s baser emotions to take control of the situation.

The coat was a bad idea. We’re glad she took it off. It’s a lovely coat, but the only color coat that goes with this dress is black, boring as that choice is. Secondly, the holiday trim she’s using as a necklace is both cheap-looking and unneccessary given the amount of stars she’s already sporting. Also, the hair looks a little cray cray.

But kudos on the dress, doll. You’re still bold, we see.We just think you’d look better without the coat and the necklace. And the gloves, while fierce, weren’t really necessary either. Really, you should have just trusted the dress, girl.


Vote Now!


IN! All hail Queen Helen of Fuckingfantastica!

OUT! Wonder Granny.


In other opinionating news, Sandy Bullock’s disco realtor look got a big ol’ OUT, as did Kate Mara’s “I’m only 5 1/2 years old” party dress.



[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos, Stuart Wilson/Getty Images,]

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