Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Scarlett Johansson in Dolce & Gabbana

Posted on December 14, 2011

We think Scarlett needs a hug or something.

Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in NYC in a Dolce & Gabbana dress.

Because girl has seriously lost her mojo. Was it the divorce, Scar? Because no one really thought that was a real marriage anyway.  Whatever the reason, she’s not been looking her best self lately. Before we get to the dress, though: Girl, That’s Not Your Hairstyle. Leave the Rosie the Riveter ‘dos to the gals that can rock them.

As for the dress, we think it could kill on the right lady, but Scar, no matter the abundance of charms she possesses, is not the right lady for it. We think the top, especially the neckline, looks pretty matronly on her and we think that strip of skin above the skirt is puzzlingly unflattering. We know she’s got a fantastic bod, but for whatever reason, the exact size and placement of that strip of skin is making her look much thicker than she is. Styling could have helped things – we dislike not only the hair, but the shoes, belt and earrings as well – but in the end, we think it’s simply not her dress.

Scar, set this dress free on the wind so it can get caught in Gwen Stefani’s clothesline, where it belongs.

[Photo Credit: Charles Norfleet/PR Photos]

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