Ashley Tisdale’s Jazz Hands

Posted on December 19, 2011

Ashley Tisdale wants you to know she’s bad. Really, really bad. Shamone.

This will be exhibit A in our defense the next time someone claims we’re too mean to celebrities on the street and can’t they just run their errands and live their lives without bitches like us picking apart their every move? If that isn’t an outfit designed to get her picture taken, then we’re Marie of Romania’s bitchy gay friends.


So congrats, Ashley. You done got your picture taken. Mission Accomplished. Grab your crotch and do a twirl to celebrate. But we have to say, the outfit’s not grabbing us and the obvious camera-whoring is a turnoff (learn from your betters how to make it look spontaneous and even a little personally annoying). So now that we’ve given you 30 seconds of the spotlight, we’d like to talk about your purse. You can go now.

Céline Tote Bag


Gorge, no? Especially in the green. She should have gone with that instead of the all-black, look-at-my-hands ensemble she’s sporting. We realize, however. that not everyone would love those wings on the side, so we put it to you, gentleminions:

The Céline Tote Bag: YEA or NAY?



[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews,]

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