Lorenzo has fallen in love with J Lo.
You have to understand, for many years she occupied a spot on his Celebrity Hate List (and don’t you dare sniff; you have one, even if you won’t admit it), somewhere between Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon and the very sight of her on our TV would inspire dismissive huffs and snorts.
But ever since she cut that corpse loose, she’s been divafying herself to outrageous new extremes, crashing into her impending middle age and fighting it with every tool in her arsenal, from diamonds to fringe to expertly crafted makeup to the deployment of exposed body parts when required.
Jennifer Lopez attends the 2011 American Music Awards Post-Party in an Emilio Pucci dress.
Emilio Pucci Spring 2010 Collection/Model: Mariacarla Boscono
DAMN. Mommy’s got her Cha Cha heels on tonight! You WERQ that diva shit, girl! You are hilariously and deliciously over the top, like a latter-day Gabor. We see turbans, false eyelashes and tell-all books from your children in your future. If only Madonna had done it this way. It would have been so much more fun than all that Kabbalah shit she threw at us after she turned 40.
[Photo Credit: Angela Weiss/Getty Images, elle.com]
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