Pairs Division: Pattinson and Lautner

Posted on November 23, 2011

Let’s pick a slightly more believable Twilight pairing, shall we?


Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner attend the premiere of “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” (“Breaking Dawn – Biss Zum Ender Der Nacht”) in Germany.

Keep those hands safely in your pockets, boys!

From the left:

HE: Obviously thought “Oh shit, I’ll be standing next to Taylor, who hits these red carpets like each one of them is his own personal debutante ball. I better bring it.” And he sort of did bring it. Nothing particularly interesting about this look, but it’s the standard Pattinson “I took a bath for this event” dressed up look. Everything is perfectly acceptable and presentable. But Robert, we’re begging you. Get rid of the facial fungus. Someone like Hugh Jackman can sport the 2-day growth and look suave. You can’t. Score: 8.5/10. He looks good, but a black suit, white shirt, and silver tie is like the standard little black dress of red carpet wear for men.

HE: Is a little disappointing here. His look is undoubtedly more stylish than Robert’s. We like the texture of the suit. But why, even on that rare occasion when he doesn’t have his hands in his pockets, does the lower half of his jacket spread out like that? Why is there a puddle of fabric at his ankles? Why is his collar not standing up? Oh, Taylor. A rare stumble. You have brought shame on the house of Twilight. Score: 6/10. Save your tears for later. You don’t want to cry in front of cameras. Then people might think you can act or something.

Combined Score: 7.25/10. Robert, you may gloat. We won’t actually detect any difference in your face if you do so, but feel free for your own sake.

[Photo Credit: Away!/PR Photos]

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