Pairs Division: Jacobs and Beckham

Posted on November 29, 2011

Suck in your cheeks and push out your lips, girls!

Marc Jacobs and Victoria Beckham attend the British Fashion Awards 2011 in London, where she won the Designer Brand of the Year 2011 Award.

Victoria Beckham Fall 2011 collection/Model: Jeneil Williams

Look at this joyous pair. Full of nothing but cheer and good will, aren’t they? Really selling the idea that fashion is a fun and creative endeavor. Christ, lady, you just won a pretty damn significant award. You can’t pull back the corners of your mouth just a little bit more than that?

It doesn’t really seem fair to score these two, since they’re both award-winning fashion designers and generally considered to be among the most stylish and chic people in the world. Rather than break things down (because there’s so little to break down), we’ll just say this: They both look chic and impeccable, but we’re not crazy about her hair and (we can’t believe we’re about to type this) Marc Jacobs needs to take a half inch off his pants hem.

Also, you could have picked a sassier clutch than that, Marc.

Combined Score: 9/10, with a point taken off for being such sour bitches.

[Photo Credit: Tim Whitby/Getty Images,]

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