Pairs Division: Greene and Pattinson

Posted on October 25, 2011

Hey, you guys! Let’s get in on a little of that Twilight action. We hear it’s all the rage with the teens.


Ashley Green and Robert Pattinson attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2” Premiere in Paris. Ashley Greene wears dress and necklace by Givenchy. Robert Pattinson wears Dolce & Gabbana.

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SHE: Is wearing her “Very Serious Actress” dress. We like the color on her and we applaud the attempt to wear something grownup, but wow, there’s a lot going on in that bodice. At least one of those elements could have been removed. She’s all front-heavy. And that thing around her neck is ridiculous. Sweetie, we hate to say it, but you’re giving off the distinct whiff of “fashion victim” with this one. The shoes are all wrong here. Your makeup’s pretty, though. Score: 5/10. Sorry, girl, but we’re not seeing much evidence of someone who knows how to put a look together.

HE: Has bathed recently. We can tell. He’s giving off that soapy glow. We shouldn’t really award points based on hygiene, but with this one, it’s a step in the right direction. But gentlemen, we are going to have to put our feet down because this is becoming a red carpet thing: if you’re going to eschew a tie, then your suit and shirt better be fascinating and they better fit like a dream. Also, your collar needs to be starched. You, Robert Pattinson, have failed on all fronts. Your suit is total First Year Associate, your shirt is drab and your collar is limp. George Clooney can get away with this look. You can’t. Score: 4/10.

Combined Score: 4.5/10. Oh, kids. You’re going to have to try harder than this.

[Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images,,]


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