PR: Judging the Judges

Posted on September 16, 2011

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings.

Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry.

The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make them look a little cheap. The top and the skirt just aren’t the best combination; each piece needs to be paired with another piece that provides a little contrast. For instance, that skirt would pop so much better with a white blouse and that blouse would look amazing with a pair of jeans. These two pieces together just aren’t doing it. And that nail polish looks too honky tonk to us. Score: 5/10.

Nina Garcia wears 3.1. Phillip Lim.

Love the jewelry, but for the first time this season, that’s the only part of the outfit we love. The color of that top isn’t all that great against her skin and we don’t really like the way it looks paired with those cropped pants. The two pieces together bring each other down a bit, making the look a bit too casual. The leopard shoes aren’t enough to bump up the interest. Score: 5/10. We has a sad.

Malin Akerman wears a Michael Kors caged-bodice dress.

Gotta say, new girl BROUGHT IT. Well, to be more accurate, Michael Kors BROUGHT IT and gave it to her to wear. It’s a fantastic dress that looks great on camera and works great with her coloring. Her mascara’s a little scary but the rest of it works like gangbusters. Score: 9/10.

So the blonde, blue-eyed Amazonian actress takes it. How expected. Nina, we expected better things from you.

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