In or Out: Emma Stone in Dolce & Gabbana

Posted on September 06, 2011

If we were Emma Stone’s best gay pals, we know exactly how we’d react if she came out in front of photographers looking like this:

Emma Stone in Dolce & Gabbana
Emma Stone at “The Help” Photocall during 37th Deauville American Film Festival in France.

Emma Stone in Dolce & GabbanaWe’d shout “SWEETIE, NO!!!!” and then leap in front of the cameras like a Secret Service agent taking a bullet for the president.

Emma Stone in Dolce & Gabbana
Emma Stone in Dolce & Gabbana

Why such a melodramatic response (aside from the fact that it’s fun)? Because a best gay pal would never allow his gal pal to appear in public when she’s obviously either depressed or in the throes of her period and doesn’t give a shit what she looks like.

Then, we’d usher her behind the scrim, pull her hair back into a neat ponytail, grap a sassy belt off a passerby, unroll the sleeves, tie the little pussy bow, force a Midol down her throat and then lightly slap her and say “Everyone wants to be you or do you. Now get out there and be a STAR.”

But alas, we weren’t there to save her from herself.


Vote Now!


IN! Sometimes a girl just doesn’t give a fuck, T Lo.

OUT! Did she sleep in that thing?


Voting on Selma Blair’s salute to hospital scrubs is still open, darlings.


[Photo Credit: Francois Durand/Getty Images]

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