2011 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Posted on September 12, 2011

Darlings, it was the 2011 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, and we don’t have time for his nonsense! We’ve got fashion shows to get to this morning! Hit it, celebrities!

Alison Brie

It’s cute and sparkly and that suits her to a T. Wouldn’t have recommended black pumps, though.

Ariana Grande

Stop that.

Cara Buono

It’s a bit of a standard goddess gown, but that color looks great on her.

Cat Deeley

Another great color, but we REALLY hate the side cutouts.

Chris Colfer

Sigh. Are you sure you’re gay, Chris? Because THAT is NOT how the gays dress. WAY too shiny.

Clare Grant

They’re not THAT perky, honey. Get a bra.

Cloris Leachman

Credit where it’s due: She’s like 106 years old and she can still rock the cleavage.

Idris Elba

You are insanely hot, Idris Elba, but we can’t tell what your suit looks like BECAUSE YOU’VE SHOVED YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS LIKE AN 8-YEAR-OLD GETTING SCOLDED. RAARH!

Janie Bryant

We don’t normally like such washed-out colors but this looks very pretty on her.

Jeremy Davies

It’s the “Schmemmys,” as Kathy Griffin calls them, so a certain amount of leeway is to be expected, but this is just a bit too quirky for our tastes.

Jesse Spencer

Cute, but the jacket and the pants both look too big on him.

Julie Stiles

White isn’t the best choice for her because she’s naturally pale, but she looks pretty sharp. Or she would if this wasn’t pulling on her. A less bridal shoe would have been nice. And the tight hair isn’t her best friend.

Kathy Griffin

Why, Miss Kathy. This is downright demure for you. But if those are satin peeptoe platforms, we take it all back. NO PLATFORMS WITH GOWNS, LADIES.

Kiernan Shipka

Adorable, sophisticated and age-appropriate. Well done, Sally Draper.

Kristin Chenoweth

Because of her teeny-tiny size, she hasn’t always been successful finding dresses that looked good on her, but she looks adorable here.

Loretta Devine

Sweet Jesus on a Breadstick. It’s kind of an interesting dress (except for the rosary beads hanging off her skirt), and it suits her, but for the love of GOD, Loretta, WEAR A BRA.

Maria Canals-Barrera


Mary McDonnell

Standard (but pretty).

Randee Heller

That’s not the greatest dress in the world and it’s certainly not the best way to pose when you’ve got the sun behind you, but we just wanted to point out, in case you didn’t know, that Randee played Don Draper’s secretary, Miss Blankenship, in this past season of Mad Men. Seriously. Now, THAT was some amazing costuming and makeup.


Rebecca Romijn

We love it just for being an interesting print. She looks great.

Rich Sommer

Adorable. But get your hands out of your pockets, Dimples.

[Photo Credit: Wireimage]

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