In or Out: Zoe Saldana in Balmain

Posted on August 23, 2011

We are inclined to give Zoe a WERQ! post every time she steps out, but Kelly O beat her to it and besides, we’re not sure this is WERQ-worthy.

Zoe Saldana attends the ‘Colombiana’ Miami Red Carpet Screening in a Balmain dress.

Balmain Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN)

From the back, she looks stunning. When she turns around, she looks… half-stunning. She paints a striking picture no matter what, but as much as we adore her, we cannot applaud that bottom half. When it comes to skirts, we’re of the “shit or get off the pot” school of thought. Either wear a mini or wear something gown-length, but you can’t wear both at the same time. We’re sorry, but you can’t. The skirt police will be along shortly to escort you home, Zoe. Please wait here until someone comes to get you.

There really should be fashion police, you guys. Although we suppose their influence should be restricted to high-profile events, otherwise they’d never leave Walmart’s parking lot.

Anyway, we hate the skirt. It’s that whole “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m proud to present…my lower half!” stage curtains thing. We also hate the way it attaches in the front, which makes it look like there was a full white skirt at one point but the front panel got ripped off in some sort of horrifying red carpet accident.

The hair and makeup are really pretty, though; and the shoes are fierce. Although the latter would have worked better if this was a mini and not a mini with boudoir curtains attached to it.


IN! Smell the fierceness, bitches!

OUT! Pick a dress and stick with it!

In yesterday’s bitchery, Miss Julianne Moore and Miss Rihanna both got vehement OUTs from the bitter kittens for wearing a beach coverup and no makeup in public, and a skinned muppet, respectively.

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