Darlings, this is the week America celebrates its independence from the tyranny of those filthy English dogs. And ironically, because American celebs tend to check out of the scene right around now, this is the week we always find ourselves featuring an array of British celebrities. Because they don’t care about freedom.
Let’s do our part as good Americans and judge them. And then throw them in Boston Harbor.
Perfect.
sigh
We’re Bad Americans.
Jessica Brown Findlay in Vivienne Westwood
Well, it’s a Vivienne Westwood party. Someone was bound to show up like a post-dinner table-cloth.
Douglas Booth in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
Absolutely not. Good Americans would never stand for this.
Are those shorts? Because no. This is not what our forefathers fought and died for.
This is cute, but she seems to have time-traveled here from March or so.
Luke Evans in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
It’s sharp, but he looks like he just got out of a pool. A pool of ENGLISH OPPRESSION, no doubt.
Dan Stevens in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
WHUT
This feels appropriate. Vivienne Westwood, after all. If it was 1988, this would be the girl at the party you hit up for the good coke.
Just got off work.
Jamie Campbell Bower in Vivienne Westwood Fall 2014
We find this all irredeemably twee, which is something that all good Americans are sworn not to support. It’s in the Constitutional Declaration of Allegiance. On the other hand: kitten.
Debbie Harry in Vivienne Westwood
Behold, your true mother.
[Photo Credit: Virgin Atlantic]
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