Miss Girl, we’re getting off at this stop. You’re derailing, dear.
Imagine how loud the swishing is when she walks. She must sound like she’s cross-country skiing with each step.
This is so self-evidently silly that there aren’t any jokes for us to make. The joke is right in front of you. Miss Z, we’re fully supportive of you getting your style cray on and playing with everyone’s expectations, so go have fun with it all. But we canNOT with this mess.
Although we will be revisiting this look come the end of the year. We’re just saying, girl. You crashed on this one.
Giuseppe di Morabito Ruffled Tulle Jumpsuit with a Corset Bodice from the Fall 2017 Collection
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Giuseppe di Morabito, modaoperandi.com]