Listen, you guys. We need you to be firm on this. More importantly, Kate needs you. Before we let the pictures do the talking, we’ll just say this: Refrain from screaming out your displeasure. Just … take it all in, then hear us out.
Sh. Yes, we know.
But look: this is a big step for her. She’s been stuck wearing the same dress since the turn of the century. We’ve been yelling at her to get away from sleeveless sheath dresses for almost a decade. And she did it! GOOD FOR YOU, KATE.
ISN’T IT GOOD, YOU GUYS? TELL KATE HOW GOOD IT IS THAT SHE TRIED SOMETHING NEW.
(We’ll meet you in the ladies room to trash it later. It’s all about positive reinforcement now. We can work with this. We’ll have her in a killer suit or A-line skirt by summer.)
ATTAGIRL, MISS KATE. THREE SNAPS UP, GURL.
Elie Saab Black Lace Long-sleeved Jumpsuit
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, stylebop.com]