Judging the Gentlemen at the Governors Awards

Posted on November 14, 2017

And now, let’s look at the menfolk and lightly judge their efforts. We say “lightly” not because we want to go easy on them, but because they’re all in tuxes and it’s really hard to get that wrong. Some of them came close, though.

 

 

Andrew Garfield

From the neck down, he looks impeccable. From the neck up, he looks like he just woke up from a bender.

 

 

Anthony Mackie

Love the color and texture. The pants are too long and one should never go without socks in formal wear. Sniff.

 

Dave Franco

Classic and flawless. He looks like a ’50s movie star.

 

 

Garrett Hedlund in Salvatore Ferragamo

Also classic, but he could use some help standing out.

 

 

Jamie Bell

Works for us.

 

 

John Boyega

He’s gotten swole af lately and his suiting is subsequently pretty badly fitted. You need to find out who dresses the Rock and Chris Evans, mister.

 

 

Justin Timberlake

We begrudgingly admit that this looks great on him.

 

 

Michael Shannon

Didn’t recognize him with that boyband hair. His pants are too long and a bit full. Also: the bow tie’s looking a bit clownish, sir.

 

 

Miles Teller

Okay.

 

 

Robert Pattinson in Dior Homme

People spent the night wondering if he’d done something really cool and innovative with his collar treatment or whether he’s a doofus who doesn’t know how to wear a bow tie.

 

 

 

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