She’s a witch. She’s a mutant. She’s a mutant-witch.
We’re just spitballing here, trying to come up with an explanation. Because this?
Should not work AT ALL, and yet, despite the pairing of bra and high-heeled combat boots; despite the wholly unnecessary sheer parts and the over-reliance on gold splotches; despite the fact that every single design element on display here is a huge, honkin’ red flag signaling a disaster, we find ourselves a little smitten.
She’s a siren. She’s an alien. She’s some sort of interdimensional fashion demon. Kittens, we don’t know what she is, but for the first time, we’re a little afraid of her. What unholy magic or mind control did you use on us, Miss Ruth?
Louis Vuitton Black Dress with Lace and Leather Detailing from the Resort 2018 Collection
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