Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly, Mr. and Mrs. Snooty, at Louis Vuitton’s Boutique Opening in Paris

Posted on October 04, 2017

Kittens, we love them and we want nothing more in life than to be silently judged by them.

We’re starting to think it’s some sort of fetish on our parts; this extreme desire to befriend (and no doubt be rejected by) the most judgmental celebrity couple of all time. But darlings, they’re pretty, they like fashion, they go to all the best parties, and they tend to look like they hate what everyone is wearing. We can’t possibly be anything other than smitten. Punish us, Bettany-Connellys. Punish us with your judgment.

We, for our parts, will continue to judge you in return. We feel like we can earn your respect this way; like alpha mammals engaging in dominance rituals.

We’ll start with the easy one:

 

Disappointing. While there was no question that an event like this was Jennifer’s night to shine (so to speak), that’s no reason to show up like you just wrapped up Happy Hour. This is blandly generic. Worse, he didn’t wear his trademark yellow shades, which always helped to push his pretension levels into the stratosphere. We are sad that our Bettany looks so normal.

Thankfully, there’s always our Connelly:

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Never change, you crazy fashion witch. Absolutely no part of this ensemble works for us, but the sheer overwhelming WTFery of it all is almost strangely appealing. If you’re gonna go there, we always say, then GO THERE. Miss Jennifer never fails to Go There.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Louis Vuitton Ensemble from the Resort 2018 Collection

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Getty Images, vogue.com]

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